Thursday, February 17, 2011

What is EVERYTHING?



Moses: Everything is law
Marx: Everything is money
Freud: Everything is sex 
Einstein: Everything is relative

Murphy: Everything will go wrong.
Peter: Everyone is incompetent.
S. Holmes: Everything is elementary.
A. Rand: Everything is subjective
Beatles: All you need is love.
Donald Trump: You're fired!
Gossip Girl: That's a secret I'll never tell

So, that's about it. If everything's pretty messed up in your life, consult this and choose what could possibly help you! GREAT GREAT. 

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Some UNUSUAL FACTS

Saw this link "50 AMAZING BUT USELESS FACTS!". Well, some of them are not really "useless", rather unusual or funny on some thought.


  • It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. 
  • The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old! (Hahaha that's gross!!)
  • The elephant is the only mammal  that can't jump! (How come Dumbo can fly?! Hihi)
  • Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms  like fried bacon. (Who would dare try? And tell me all about it. Hehe)
  • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open (Ma-try nga ito. Hahaha!)
  • The average person laughs 10 times a day!
  • What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
  • A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off! (So please make sure that you squeeze your foot when killing a cockroach) 
  • You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. (I wouldn't even dare to, sa Asthma ako malalagot. Hehe!)
  • It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
  • A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
  • Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. (Who cares?! :p)

Inhale, Exhale.

What do you do when you're irritated with someone or something?  An event or circumstance, something uttered by someone you don't already like, a behavior, a revelation, sometimes, the mere tone of the voice or presence.

I've found myself wanting to hurl a coffee mug or water glass at the face of my hatest human being in this world. Just kidding, that's exxage.  I know. I just want to scream as loud  as I could.  However, I always exercise restraint. Now that's something normal.  ALWAYS.

Ssssoooo, how do I deal when I find myself irritated at someone/something?

I take a deep breath, find something else to amuse or distract me, read, talk about it out loud with myself to objectify things, write, cook, music, text a friend who never feels to make me feel better, and just stay inside my comfort zone and won't talk to anyone for the next couple of hours.

Whatever, so long as the end result is a diminished level of irritation.

Distractions usually work and I'm able to go about like normal again.

Until my goat is got.

Naniniwala ba kayo dito?

Filipinos have no satisfaction in all aspects

Politics - from the president, vp, senators, representatives, mayors, chief justice. Well, i understand. But sometimes the media manipulates everything. GMA or even the former president did not rule this country. Wanna know WHAT really controls this country? MEDIA!!! The media has brainwashed the Filipino minds. Switch to ABS-CBN if you want to hear one side and switch to GMA to hear the others. Noone is fair. Everyone is injustice!

Electricity bill - binabaan na nga, gusto pa bawasan. anu ba dapat, libre? impossible my countrymen!

Pinoy reality show winners - Wanna make a change? Cast ur vote. Don't rely on what you see over the TV. And I am guilty of that and I try to avoid it. And I keep myself away from giving my time watching this pinoy reality shows. It's unhealthy. Want me to explain? I'll have another blog for it.

Price hike - don't blame the leaders for this! blame yourselves! try giving ur support to the leaders and show some unity. everything shall fall in place.

Ako saksi ako sa araw-araw na rally dito sa congress! sobrang hassle. kung hassle to para sakin, what more sa gobyerno natin. Hay Pinoy talaga. Sana  naman magkaisa na tayo. Ang gulo-gulo na ng mundo, simulan natin sa atin. Sana. Hindi ba kayo nalulungkot sa ganito? Yun lang.

At madaming madami pa.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

This is Real Life Calling

Does anyone of you know a song that goes like this, "There's ONLY TWO THINGS in life that are constant. That's CHANGE and CHANGES."

And I strongly believe that.

Sometimes changes are good. Where in improves something in our lives, but more often times, we hate changes. Don't we? When it takes away something in our lives and pained us a lot (things, money, job, people, trust, love, respect, and all that comes in between).


And as I write this, I ask this very random question. "Why do men love whisper?" (Just kidding!). Why do people rather lie to the people they love when in fact lying has never been a good thing to do? There's no answer to that. Only opinion. Why? Because there are no right answers, only ACCEPTABLE answers when question about life is being asked. Opinions are never right or wrong. It is upto you (the listener) on which part of the answer you will accept and which part you won't.

And yes, that's not an answer. That's just my opinion. An opinion you may choose to accept or not. At least that's how I see it.

Thank you for your time, reader! :)